In the hope that someone comes along and pinches the bloody things thus saving us the job of getting shot of the feckers ourselves - which we'd never do anyway. Then we may start afresh, or just concentrate on just the one, like sensible people do.

In my case it would be the baroque oboe. Or the tenor saxophone. Or the trombone. Or the electric bass. Or the guanzi. Or the shakuhachi. Or the lyra viol. Or the Fender Rhodes. Or the Roland Gaia. Or...