The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3431366
Posted By: Amos
05-Nov-12 - 11:45 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
A who and a what and a where
Were unconscious and all unaware
When a terrible squeak
On the glass from a beak
Woke them up as they were, then and there!

The who groaned and muttered, "Oh why?
Must you bother my sleep, while poor I
Am all tempest tossed
And am all at a loss
To report on the I in my eye!

The what answered "I, sir, be shamed!"
It's the thing that you're being to blame!
Not the who there behind it!
The who sir, is blind! It
Is whatness alone can be named!"

The where sighed and snored in the air.
"You can't be a what from back there!
You will slalom and veer
In confusion, I fear,
If you try to run life from Elsewhere!"