New Randy Dandy, O

A hearty lad, as mustard strong,
At mischief ever handy O.
Drunk as a fiddler all day long
I roar'd out randy dandy O.
Until a maid came in my way,
Genteel and quite the dandy O.
Dull as a cat I sigh all day,
No more sing randy dandy O.
The fops attend as thick as hail
To serve her all are handy O,
Whilst I, as dead as a door nail,
Can't roar out randy dandy O.
I'd jump about like any flea,
And buy both ale and brandy O.
Wou'd she but to my wish agree,
And again sing randy dandy O.
I'll say to her, my pretty chick
The church is near and handy O,
Let us like birds together stick,
And again sing randy dandy O.
Should she say no, I'll be sped,
A tree and rope are handy O;
But if 'tis yes -- why we'll to bed
And sing about randy dandy O.