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Thread #59418   Message #3431877
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
06-Nov-12 - 12:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I give up the Presidency and will never run again for anything in my life, including booze and skirts. I was in this bar last night, see, and this guy comes up to me and he says, "Monkey, you want a drink?" and that got me riled up. So I politely told him I wasn't a monkey but a chimp and this joe APOLOGIZED. Yeah! So we knocked some back and I found he was a swell guy and, yeah, we...anyway, I'm off the broads.