my cousin,my sister, my coonhound, a wayward Tibetian monk, a pound of hoghead souse, my aunt, a watermelon, a traveling saleswoman, a couple of revenoors, another one of my cousins, a couple of city fellers shooting the Yockanookany River rapids, one of them long hair hippie types that used to come round here smokin that damn dope, my daddy's wife's sister's girl, a log, Barbara Hershey, my other sister, two pound slab of liver cheese.

This was last week.

How far back do ya want to go?

(Of course, I'm a bit too shy to tell you my "dirty" secrets)