President Henry Krinkle has a nice sound to it. Don't you agree?
And I'm developing my platform. Abolish the Death Penalty. High tariffs on Chinese goods. Massive overhaul of education. Music lessons mandatory in schools. 40 acres and a mule for anybody who wants it. No more gun control of any kind. Pack a piece if you like. Legalize dueling.
I'm just getting started.
Send your campaign donations to:
Henry Krinkle for President
154 Hopper Avenue
Fair Lawn, NJ
610452

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