We got gay marriage in Maryland, now. Guess all married heteros should bar the doors. I don't 'zacly know if single heteros considering marriage, or singles studiously *avoiding* marriage are also at risk? Maybe gays should bar the doors, too, to protect *themselves* from marriage??

With the doors barred, what would be an appropriate weapon with which to scare off the marriage attackers? Would it be a pump shotgun? A semi-automatic, like .45 or 9MM? Perhaps a six-shot .357 or .44 magnum? All of the above? Or how about a Bible? A Quaran? How about a manifesto of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs? Book of Cells? How about a bucket of various sugar thingies that you give out to all comers in onsies and twosies?

Or maybe nothing, because there is *no real threat;* only a *perceived* one!

Saul