One must remember that poor Henry Krinkle is like a congenital wallflower at a gala event. He desperately craves attention, but since, intellectually and personality-wise he is the equivalent of a sack of cement, he strives to gain attention by the only way he knows.

He leaps up on the banquet table and pisses in the punch bowl.

There you are, Dinkle! There's some attention. Cherish it.

Don Firth