Let's have limericks of wit and good taste
That will not cause offense to the chaste
Not these 4 letter words
It's becoming absurd
My poor thread is becoming debased!

For these hideous, scurrillous knaves
Rise like zombies from unnam-ed graves
In the dead of the night
They descend like a blight
And inflict us with crude verbal staves

Oh, alas, that my dear thread should pine
For an innocence no longer thine
Where is Spaw when we need him?
Where the hero to free him?
Good old Spaw would restore spotless prime

To this thread so in need of his grace
For he's never been known to disgrace
He won't say words like "sh*t"
"b*lls", pr*ck, c*ck, or t*t
Not even when kicked in the face!

Spaw...you must come at once and restore decency, temperance, and good taste to this thread. Otherwise, I fear that all may be lost!

= LH