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Thread #143752 Message #3434012
Posted By: GUEST,Sharon
10-Nov-12 - 01:30 AM
Thread Name: ADD:Gentlemen should please refrain/Humoresque
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Gentlemen should please refrain
My Dad who went to University in the 1950's in Sydney (Australia) had this version:
Passengers will please refrain From passing water while the train Is standing in the station or at rest We encourage constipation While the train is at the station Passengers will please do their best
He also had a Latin Mass parody which began:
I can play dominoes better than you can (response) No-oo you can't