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Thread #28655   Message #3435558
Posted By: GUEST,booga
12-Nov-12 - 08:22 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Swinging on the Outhouse Door
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Swinging on the Outhouse Door
The one I always knew was:

"And there was grandma,
swingin on the out house door
Without her nightie
Waitin for the garbage man
Who was her lover
Chewing chewy caramels for fun!