Oh, Eliza ~~ they wouldn't make the damned who were being burnt pay the gasbill, would they? Mind you, be a good hellish trick, that.   Reminds me oddly of the fact I read once in some old pupil's memoirs, that when, in old days when ejukayshun was ejukayshun, a boy was birched at Eton, the College would send his parents a bill for the cost of the birch! Good thinking, eh?

LoL.