I heard about two people who decided to slip out of a drunken party at night and go have sex naked in the woods nearby. The place they picked was a large poison ivy patch! Needless to say, they suffered the tortures of the damned for weeks afterwards.

Who were these two people? Well, basically they were people a lot like Shane McBride and his brother Don and the various women they hang out with...or more accurately...the women Don hangs out with. Same basic approach and lifestyle. It's the kind of thing that could very easily happen to Shane if he found any female who was willing to have a "quickie" with him in the woods...but he hasn't yet. He's been lucky...sort of. Depends on how you look at it.

Would Shane check for poison ivy first in a situation like that? "No flippin' way, man!" He worries about the details later.