I chanced upon a big brown bear; a gruff old bear was he!
He basked content within his lair; I looked at him. He looked at me!
And all he said was "woof!" Ahh Me! And all he said was "woof!"

That big brown bear just hugged his lair and blinked a twinkling eye.
He ne'er as much as moved a hair, but scared to death was trembling I!
When all he said was "woof!" Oh My! When all he said was "woof!"

I doubted his sublime intent and did not stay for proof.
My heels in flight are slightly bent, for I'm inclined to keep aloof!
When all he said was "woof!" Oh my!