Was performing with a friend as a duo at a pub years ago. The chalk board by the door read, "Appearing tonight: Irish Meat Pies." Someone had decided to put the daily special on there instead of our names. We considered changing our name for future appearances, but... We briefly used the name "Parcel of Rogues," but gave it up when we realized most of our audiences didn't have a clue what a rogue was. And we were billed as the "Parcel Rugs," and "Partial Rugs."