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Thread #121939   Message #3437366
Posted By: GUEST,Blandiver
16-Nov-12 - 08:37 AM
Thread Name: The re-Imagined Village
Subject: RE: The re-Imagined Village
You see? There's WAV proving his Traditional Credibility by still using Myspace. Respect!

Meanwhile in The Village...

Encouraged by a new wave of fundamentalist feeling in the Roman Catholic community, Father O'Flanaghan has announced that last week's amnesty on contraceptive devices was such a success it will be repeated this Sunday too. Once again The Special Box is to be situated in the narthex of The Sacred Heart, though Fr O'F is keen to point out that he doesn't want condoms if they've already been used.

For the especially contrite, an outdoor Mass for the Sacred Unconceived Souls of Dead Sperm will be held in the Presbytery Garden at dusk on the 5th of December. Before this, a clean-up operation in all the 'usual places' has been organised by The Catholic Mothers' League. As the sun goes down, the discarded sheaths will be ceremonially, and individually, layed by the women themselves into the flames of a 'Holy Fire' kindled from olive-wood from the Holy Land. Father O'Flanaghan is reported to be 'very excited' about this, though whether it gets the go-ahead from Health & Safety is another matter entirely.