News of the proposed outdoor Mass for the Sacred Unconceived Souls of Dead Sperm, has enraged members of 'Down with Goo'* ; the local radical atheist Darwinist cult, who - inspired by antics of the now world famous Russian art collective 'Pussy Riot' - are said to be planning a sacrilegious 'happening' intended to disrupt the Mass, if it goes ahead.







* An unfortunate typographical error resulted in a whole batch of pamphlets and t shirts printed by the fledgling radical Darwinist cult reading 'Goo' instead of 'God' - due to insufficient funds the cult decided that instead of the costly process of reprinting, they would instead adopt the new name - reasoning that the word Goo was as good as God, when referring to a non-something which didn't actually exist anyway.