Damn! I've always enjoyed throwin' them things off the roofs of tall buildings and watchin' 'em go "splat" down below. I guess I'm gonna have to stock up while they are still on the shelves.

- Chongo

p.s. I meant the Twinkies, not the overpaid corporate bosses who took the big bonuses.

Say....waiiiit...just a minute here! Hmmm....