You Canadians are SOoooo LUCKY!

Can you imagine having to ask about civilised shits and uncivilised shits.

Queues for the lavs are an intrinsic part of English folk music - particularly for women. Not just folk festivals - but quite often the pubs where folk music takes place, you see the ladies lined up a the interval waiting for a short squat on a warm seat -unidentifiable yet corrosive smells grabbing at the throat. The toilet paper either in mini size or completely missing - or even worse, suspiciously damp.

Not for Canadians the itchy bum that accompanies so much of our great music. No wonder Canadians are so perky.