admittedly evotheory is so complex[not to mention flexible]that it may be difficult for its followers to give explanations understandable to the layman.or maybe thats to their advantage!

Stop being such an insulting bloody idiot. I'll be patient with you one more time. Darwin's idea is so simple that even a confounded thickie like you should be able to understand it. Are you ready? Here goes, the whole thing, chapter and verse, alpha to friggin' omega, the sentence that explains the whole of life on Earth, and probably on any other planet where there's life as well, in all its beauty and complexity. Sit your arse down on a chair and allow it to sink in. It's more sublime in its directness and simplicity than ten million bloody words in your liar-Bible!

Ready??

"Given sufficient time (four billion years in our case), the non-random survival of hereditary entities (genes, if you like), which occasionally miscopy (mutate, if you like), will generate complexity, diversity, beauty and an illusion of design so persuasive that it is almost impossible to distinguish it from deliberate intelligent design."

(Thank you, Richard, and apologies for the contents of the brackets)

I should give up trying to be a layman if I were you. It appears that that role, in your case, has the odd effect of making the blindingly simple, nay, blindingly sublime, look impossibly complicated to you. Have you considered taking up golf? As only wankers do that, you can't really do much harm by annoying your fellow participants with your silly nonsense, and the game lasts so long that you won't have time to come on here to spout your ignorant verbiage.