OK, I'm hijacking this thread, take it to Cuba, I've a bomb strapped to my waist....
We used to use the various Tavern threads for whimsy etc. not appropriate elsewhere then that got to be more serious, posting lyrics etc. That only leaves the NYCFTTS as a repository where half-wits like me can go for therapy.
Feel free to hijack any thread I've started and divert it to Heathrow or Azerbijan or wherever>
RtS