Charlie, I'm calling it Christthanksweenie. Of course, that doesn't include the whole Christmahanakwanza experience. "Christmahanakwanzathankenweenie" maybe?

Guy at the store in the frozen meal section realized they were playing "Do you see what I..." and exclaimed "CHRISTMAS music!?" I'd been humming along in happy ignorance until he let me know I'd been sucked into the capitalistic subliminalization.