And don't let your sycophantic support for people who have turned folk music into a colossal bore that not even publicly funded radio cares to support, be hampered by a sense of humour.

When i was a kid, i used to encounter guys like you on bus outings. If the driving had been particularrly slow an sick making, there was invariably a bloke like Ken taking a cap round, for us to show our appreciation to the driver. I bet Ken's ancestors were taking the cap round for the captain and crew when The Titanic went down.