I only jotted them down about dinner time - Bargain Hunt was just finishing. This the first time I typed them

Mike Harding

Radio 2 Radio2
Just what is the idea with you?
We're apopleptic, ready to choke!
All of us, on the Planet Folk
Cos there's a DJ, that we like
second name name: Harding, first: name Mike

Chorus

don't you do it! Take it back
Don't give Mike Harding the sack
Certainly not! Oh no no!
Don't give Mike the old heave ho! (repeat)

I admit he's rather wide
And he's on the smallish side
But he knows all the correct knobs to twiddle
And all those songs going rum tum tiddle
These right-on people are far too numerous
Lets have someone who is humorous

repeat chorus ad nauseam.