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Thread #59418   Message #3441489
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
24-Nov-12 - 10:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Rap, lemme put it in real simple words for ya. Amos needs help. You may be beyond help.

Yer bizarre grandiosity might be understandable if you was someone like Jesus Christ or King Kong, but you ain't. Yer just a damn librarian in a 3rd rate city that sits like a small wart on the backside of America. Yeah, sure, you got a big gun collection and you know all about how to blow things up and use artillery and stuff like that, and you can kill a man in half a second with yer commando moves, but that don't equate to runnin' the Universe, buddy.

Lemme put it this way. You got a few talents. Talents that will get you a drink and a measure of respect in places like Duffy's Bar or Albert's Gym. You ain't completely useless. But get this loud and clear: You are NOT God. Okay? Yer omnipotence is a myth. You did not create me, Amos, LH, Herman Melville or anyone else, and this world don't exist the way it is cos you decided to "make it so".

Now, go stick yer head in a bucket of ice water, fer Chrissake, and sober up and face reality, Roscoe.

- Chongo