Jeez!!! LOL! I started laffin' so hard I fell outa my chair here, Rap!

You got nerve, I'll say that. So now you are claimin' that you made God too? That's moxie!

I gotta say that when it comes to boastin' and braggin', buddy, you are the world champ. You have gotta come to Duffy's Bar one of these days and attend a boast-off championship here on Sunday afternoon. The guy that boasts largest and with the most nerve wins. My bet would be on you. I can boast LARGE...and I have...but there is NO ONE who can match you, mister. Nooooo-body! Wowee. Too bad you wasn't born a Chimpanzee, that's all I can say. You would be a legend by now.

- Chongo