It seems some of the village youth are taking Mr Blandiver's comments about electronic music to their hearts, though not in the stately, civilised sense of Master Tinkersmeadow with his Ondes Martenot, but rather something more obnoxiously feral.

I found this poster on the village hall noticeboard this morning, and was not in the least bit amused: Exhibit A

This has been removed and placed in a locked drawer in my office until the culprit/s come forward. Apart from anything else, space is very limited on the notice board so permission must be sought.

Miss Kilningur