Marvelous! ;-D You never fail to satisfy, gentlemen.

Tune in for more thrilling episodes of Nasty Old Men Online shortly! The program where cuttingly snide intellectual putdowns square off against crudely obscene invective and devastatingly personal criticism, and NO mercy is ever asked or given! It's much more fun than the festering feuds that have lingered on for years in your own neighborhood, and you can watch it all from the safety and comfort of your home office or rec room, courtesy of the miracle of the modern Internet.

Next riveting installment to air shortly!