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Thread #27917   Message #344488
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
21-Nov-00 - 10:24 AM
Thread Name: Help: Help finding 'bawdy ballads?'
Subject: RE: Help: Help finding 'bawdy ballads?'
I reckon there are some good bawdy playground songs as well - and sung with a kids style smutty giggle makes them even funnier

Part of an Oldham Tinkers playground set -

My brother Billy's got a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake and she hit it with a rake
and now it's only five foot four...