One year, in a tribute to Martha, I made a vegetarian turkey out of an eggplant with assorted fruits and vegetables to represent various body parts. It looked like a Girl Scout project gone bad. A fitting and lasting tribute!
Another time I provided a 4' chocolate bunny as an Easter centerpiece. Magnificent. Except the temperature happened to reach 90 degrees that year and the ribbon around his neck acted like a noose. Mid main course, his head fell off leaving a decapitated bunny as the center of attention.
I haven't received any dinner invitations in a while - picnics, buffets, etc. but no dinners. Naemanson, if I come and promise to behave, can I sit with the kids in your neighbors house?