You find it boring? Well, that's because you lack faith, Joe. ;-) Look, there are a lot of apes and monkeys in the APP who base their whole lives around the Hail Chongo, and thus they find strength and meaning that carries them through their busy days.

Now, I'm not saying I follow that creed. I don't. I'm just reporting on it, that's all. The Hail Mary is much more to my taste than the Hail Chongo. Of course, I'm not an ape. Also...I've seen Chongo when he was hungover. Not a pretty sight, lemme tell you.