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Thread #59418   Message #3447241
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
05-Dec-12 - 12:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Galactic Overlord creator, remember what Mark Twain said:

3. They require that the personages in a tale shall be alive, except in the case of corpses, and that always the reader shall be able to tell the corpses from the others. But this detail has often been overlooked in the Deerslayer "Mother of All BS" tale.

4. They require that the personages in a tale, both dead and alive, shall exhibit a sufficient excuse for being there. But this detail also has been overlooked in the Deerslayer "Mother of All BS" tale.


Last time I looked, you/it were a corpse.