Found this site today,

Wonder if any old "coots" "R" around

That could offer any help toward an old routine

Goes something like this......

2 guys meet on the street,

One fella says to the oth'r fella

"We should get together..You can meet my wife"

The other fella says "I would like to meet your wife"

One fella replays "Oh ya want to meet my wife"

"Why would you want to meet her? She is a terrible person"

"Every Friday nite I have to throw my salary in the door

before she lets me come in."

This routine carries on with Mother in Law, Sister in Law etc.

I know, I know, sounds like not worth hearing but believe me they

delivered this in a rapid pace that in olden days was funny.

    You guys must think this guy belongs in a looney bin.

                            Thanks for reading, Jerry