oh Santa! You shouldn't have!

No I really mean it. I wish you hadn't. I feel like Scrooge. "Are these the shadows of the things that will be, or are they shadows of things that may be, only?"

Sighhhhhh
So I will dutifully thank you for the bag of creches past and display them lovingly lest I anger you and get even worse.
Those really are the tackiest angels I have seen since the arrival of the singing circling animals from hell with angels fountain.

The twelve days of Christmas promise to be more like the 42 days of Lent.


Not Easter surprises too? I am begging you - no Easter surprises!!!!!