"The Fabulous Golf Ball"

These two guys were approaching the first tee.
The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball
and says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this
ball?"

He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't
lose it."

His friend replies, "What do you mean, 'You can't lose it'?"

The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you
hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit
it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it
on the fairway, smoke comes up in order for you to find it."

Obviously, his friend doesn't believe him, but he shows
him all the possibilities until he is convinced.

The friend says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you
get that ball?"

The man replies, "I found it."