But Snail and Guffster darlings! I hector not! I simply couch a very apposite question in a variety of ways following Guffers's minithesis on the nature of homosexuality! Why can't he answer such a simple question, you have to question! And Snail! Fancy throwing your lot in with the Guffer! And here's me thinking you'd rather throw your rather po-faced lot in with real science! Dearie me! Hey Guffo! You know who your friends are, eh, you lucky owld sod! And Snail, you know who your friends are, you unfortunate bastard! Now I'm just trying to work out which of you two, in your splendid double act, is the comedian and which one's the straight man (oops...). While I'm working that out, perhaps Guffalo would like to apprise me as to whether it's OK to be gay. Whaddya think, big boy? :-)