Kendall, you know damned good and well that the best weapon in any fight is the one you have. If you have a machine gun (illegal in the US without special license, except for Kendall) and all I have is a marlinspike I'll use that. But you'd best have filed the sights down on the machine gun and oiled it up really well so it won't hurt as much when I shove it up your nether regions.

But the best thing to do is to avoid a fight of any sort entirely. If everyone did that the world would be a much nicer place.