You mean like the mother and sister you deserted and forced into a Life Of Shame? The only time you ever assisted anyone was to boost a drunk's watch and wallet and, while you were at it, his pants. You did indeed help a homeless fella kill off his bottle of Thunderbird once, and widows seem to like you really well when you're nowhere around. And I've spoken with the Pope (Benny's a good friend of mine) and he assures me that you will not be canonized -- ever. Truth to be told, he's thinking of declaring you the Eighth Deadly Sin.