I have invented a renewable energy device that harnesses the wasted power in your wrist whenever you are enjoying the simple pleasure of beating your banana.
In order to meet the expected demand a highly robotised manufacturing facility is being built by our Asian partners Wang-King Inc.
Distributors are now being appointed for this paradigm shifting disruptive technology wot is eco-friendly and all shit like that.
If you wish to take advantage of this ground floor opportunity please send shirtloads of munny to Keef Wivanef c/- P.O. Box 3 Boggabilla NSW Orstraya.

Fank you very much