Yer a silly bastard, Rap. Just wait till you see the tell-all stories about you that are gonna appear shortly in the UK press, courtesy of Mr Ballsworthy. Oh, it is gonna be nasty! Yer gonna find out some really awful stuff about yerself that even YOU can't stomach. And that's....bad. I mean real bad. I feel for ya, man, I really do, but ya can only blame yerself for what is about to happen. You coulda opted to be a nice guy and treat yer primate brothers decently. You didn't. C'est la guerre, chump. Yer name is gonna be mud. Even the Westboro Baptist Church is gonna be better liked in this nation than you when this is over. I'd start plannin' on a complete change of identity afterward if I was you. Maybe get plastic surgery. Or a sex change...hmmmm...

Yeah, I can see you startin' a whole new life then as "Ms Rappette, born-again Christian and New Age yoga instructor". You could try bein' a lesbian too, cos that is very cool and trendy these days...maybe marry one of yer fellow lesbians and start up a talk show in San Diego or L.A., get to know Oprah personally, and even get to live right near yer buddy Amos. How about that for an idea?

Ya know what? In the end I think you are gonna thank me.

- Chongo