I knew you must have got it from somewhere, 'spaw.

The incomparable Packie Manus Byrne always used to say there were stories and jokes and lies - and that he specialised in lies. (I say used to not because he's dead, I hope he isn't, but he doesn't get over to England from Donegal any more.)

I'm with Hollowfox on this one anyway. The Santa Force be with you...