So, let's see now, Guffo. You are a psychologist in practice. You are a mathematician. You are now a writer who writes screenplays. You are a liar. One of those is true. Another thing that is true is that you are a charlatan. Another thing that is true is that your brain is addled for about 23 hours out of every 24, for reasons best known to yourself, and I feel I may be being generous there. Readers, check out his pygmy whale yarn on the Science thread for a touch of the true Guffers! Anything else you'd like to tell us? Were you Buzz Aldrin's mentor in his Apollo days? Did you star in Titanic? Do you tune the Rolling Stones' guitars before each gig? Have you shagged Princess Anne? Hey, c'mon, man. Tell all in one big post! My mouth opens in awe at every one of your posts so often that I think I'm turning into a trout!