This seems an appropriate place to flag up the fact that today marks two years of my personal afterlife - two years since I dropped dead with cardiac arrest, and was brought back to life thanks to two strangers who knew about how to respond to the emergency with CPR, and the medical staff who took over.

Well done, mate. But I hope it wasn't Vinnie Jones himself, otherwise I'd be asking you how your full ribcage transplant went... ;-)