Did my resuscitation training earlier this week. I was "singled out" to do the CPR for five minutes, and the trainer clapped the beat to "Stayin' Alive" whilst I sweated.

Hard work....

Although 30 odd years ago, when I first did such training, I was presented with the Rescuci-Annie (blond dummy in blue tracksuit used a lot in such training) and was told she wasn't breathing, no pulse etc, what should I do? The "I prefer to make my mates laugh than take training seriously" Musket quipped "Slip her a length whilst she is still warm."

As a result, I did not get my first aider papers which would have got me 25p a shift......