I assert that Sheffield Wednesday are the greatest football team ever and I refuse to be swayed by any argument to the contrary

Until you can bring yourself to insert Liverpool FC into that sentence in place of Sh*ffi*ld W*dn*sd*y, I'm going to have to continue to struggle to resist bracketing you in some weird and inchoate way with pete 'n' Goofus. Now if that isn't reason enough to ditch, once and for all, your thoroughly misguided allegiance... ;-)