Rap, I shudder at the thought of how you will suffer an eternity of unspeakable torture and damnation for all the blatant and hurtful lies you have spread and continue spreading about my esteemed friend and colleague, Chongo Chimp...an ape whose character is irreproachable, and whose family relations have always been of the best. Your sins of falsehood, sir, are a stench that pollutes the world, rises almost to heaven, and delights the Princes of Darkness with the anticipation of just how mightily they are going to make you suffer one day for having besmirched the name of a completely guiltless and honorable primate whose shoes you are not fit to shine.