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Thread #2245 Message #3456234
Posted By: GUEST,Bob Saxton
23-Dec-12 - 03:18 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Christmas Day in the Workhouse
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Christmas Day in the Workhouse
It was Christmas day in the workhouse, The day of all the year The pauper were all merry with their bellies full of beer And the kind old workhouse master As he paced those grimy halls wished them a Merry Christmas And someone answered Balls Now this enraged the workhouse master Who swore by all his gods I'll stop their Christmas pudding The rotten lot of sods Then up spoke one old pauper With his face as bold as brass We don't want your christmas pudding You can stick it up your arse.
It was Christmas day in the harem And the eunuchs sat on the stairs Watching the sultans thousand wives combing their golden hairs And the kind old sultan asked them As he paced those marbled halls What would you like for Christmas And the Eunuchs answered Balls
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