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Thread #148719   Message #3456601
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
24-Dec-12 - 01:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chongo Refused Air Passage
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo Refused Air Passage
If I am imaginary, then why do you keep persecutin' me by makin' up ridiculous stories about my supposed relatives, latte'-boy? Do you do this about Santa Claus? Or Pinnochio? Or the Easter Bunny? No. So why pick on me, thimbel-brain?

People who try to persecute what they themselves say are imaginary beings are people who have lost touch with reality, wouldn'tcha say? How you gonna hurt me if I'm "imaginary"? Why do you bother tryin'? Maybe you should seek out professional help, Amos. What I am sayin' is, get a headshrinker and work out yer damn problem, and stop pesterin' me.

I am gonna go up by bus. The hell with Air Canada. They can go climb a tree as far as I'm concerned. I'll enjoy seein' a bit of countryside on the trip anyways.

- Chongo