You don't carry a gnu, you train it! With a little effort it can learn to guard the house, fetch the newspaper, sniff out rats,... maybe even do entertaining tricks....


but, if you decide to try this, be sure to get a young one, because...

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You can't teach an old gnu dog tricks!


(Had me hat already... I'm long gone.)