The blood was Frank Rose's, not Shane's. Frank is an old buddy of Shane's and he is one of the biggest flippin' loosers ever been seen arownd these parts, eh? They were selebratin' Christmass in the best way they could figger, but it did not work out too good. This is the 15th time Shane's been busted for breakin' into a Beer Store, eh? He oughta be a expert by now, ya would think? He still got caugt. The boy is simply an idiot. I sure hope he don't ever have no kids cos it could really flip up the fuchure repitation of the fambly, know waht I mean? Most girls know this and are too smart to let it happen, but I still worry that it might some day cos there are a few girls arownd here who are dumber than a post, eh?

- Don